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trumpman (79)in #wearelegion • 13 days ago
You have probably heard by now about the death of Prigozin or whatever the fuck it’s spelled.

Well here’s some comedy gold.

Putin expressing his condolences about the victims of the flight.
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Ahhhh, classic Putin. Such a fun guy 😂

On a serious note, here’s my conspiracy theory. It came to me the very first moment I heard about prigo’s plane crashing and by now I am sure others have thought of it too.

I am pretty sure Prigozin knew the moment he stopped his march to Moscow and became bffs with Putin again, he was essentially a walking dead man. Everyone knows if you dare to stand up against Putin your fate is death by accidental food poisoning or slipping though a window or falling a big staircase or something along these lines.

If I was to take a bet, Prigozin’s deal with Emperor Putin included a staged death, so that Putin gets to save face. And Prigo gets to enjoy his retirement or whatever his deal with Putin included.

I just can’t accept he walked to his death so easily.

I guess we will never know. But my gut feeling is Prigo is now in a beautiful beach, enjoying a mojito and a check fat enough to last his golden years. ^_^

I just can’t stop thinking of the poor pilot. Reading the passenger list… Knowing he is about to fly his last flight 😂 Poor fella. If I were in his shoes I’d probably pretend I got a heavy case of diarrhea and forcefully shit my pants to get out of that shitty situation 💩

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kerrislravenhill (72) 13 days ago
Too clean of an end to Yevgeny Prigozhin who is seen as a hero by many russian common folk it would be better if Putin send him back to the Ukraine as a more junior officer to die in a blaze of faked glory as his latrene gets shelled when he accidentaly tweeted his GPS location to the Ukrainians. Several months later a man named Misha will appear in a bar in Irktust begining a career in performing a perfect impersonation of Yevgeny Prigozhin on 3Speak and then gets hired to perform plum movie roles in Hollywood and Moscow.

Just my opinion.

Большое спасибо

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trumpman (79) 10 days ago
Lmao

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kerrislravenhill (72) 10 days ago
I’ve even got a theory that Princess Diana is still alive living as a farmer in the Georgia state backwoods. “HAAAAARRY, BILLYBOB! SUPS ON THE TABLE!”

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lordbutterfly (76) 12 days ago (edited)
Lol. Maybe. Who knows. I still think they wanted to get a hit on the whole Wagner leadership at once. Having a dozen people fall out the window at the same time would be suspicious.
Putting a bomb on a plane or shooting it down is not suspicious at all. Not one bit. 😂
Pilots and the stewardess. I guess… fuck those guys. Collateral damage for mutta rusha.

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trumpman (79) 10 days ago
Having a dozen people fall out the window at the same time would be suspicious.

Lmao. Imagine that 😂😂

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seki1 (66) 12 days ago
I doubt a messed up pilot trousers would matter of you’re flying to your death😂😂😂

Best to fake your death before it happens 😂😂

POV: Pilot mysteriously slumps as he was about to enter the plane.

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trumpman (79) 10 days ago
Well, you gotta try what you can 💩

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idksamad78699 (70) 13 days ago
It could be something like that.. some next level politics ongoing behind everything.

Been hearing such thing like faking death and staging it historically…

Could be like they want to blame that plane crash on US or smth.. ++ got out of that situation.

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cmmemes (69) 12 days ago
Yeah, the moment I heard about Prigo’s death my first thought was: “That’s a nice way to stage your death, burn bodies, or burned pieces of bodies the only things left”. Sure you can do DNA analysis and stuff but in Russia you can fake that shit easier than throwing a few people out the window.

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lordbutterfly (76) 12 days ago
I still think he dead. How utterly fucking insane would it be if they actually killed a bunch of innocent people, took down a passenger plane, so they can fake Prigozhins death. 😂

This shit would be Hollywood level, cold war James Bond type deal.

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trumpman (79) 10 days ago
Not that crazy. It’s Putin we talking about. 😂

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cmmemes (69) 10 days ago
Before the war I would say it would be utterly insane to invade Ukraine but here we are 🙂

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lordbutterfly (76) 10 days ago
It still remains insane.

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acesontop (79) 12 days ago
My gut feeling tells me Prigo burned like a big pile of shit he was. Putin has a way too big ego to let the fucker live after what he’s done in Moscow a few months ago.

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trumpman (79) 10 days ago
That could may as well be true, I just don’t think Prigo would be that stupid!

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acesontop (79) 10 days ago
I doubt he can outsmart Putin and the secret services.

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thebighigg (65) 12 days ago
That pilot should have faked a massive heart attack in the terminal… he would have lived to fly another day! Who really knows with Putin, all we will ever know for sure is either way you’re not hearing from Prigo again, even if he is alive!

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valggav (63) 13 days ago
Maybe a Wagnerian infighting.

What’s the point of killing someone if someone else replaces them?

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trumpman (79) 10 days ago
Pride ^_^

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bitcoinflood (78) 13 days ago
It pretty much has to be this or some other type of plot. But to “accidentally” shoot down his jet yeahh ok lol

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trumpman (79) 10 days ago
Lots of accidents in Russia😂

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silverd510 (76) 13 days ago
No doubt a conspiracy. Yeah the pilot and other 9 fuckers…..!pimp

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trumpman (79) 13 days ago
!pimp

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trumpman (79) 10 days ago
Yeah, poor fuckers 😂 !Pimp

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trumpman (79) 13 days ago
Your mom?

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technicalside (75) 12 days ago
Hahaha I like the Diarra situation you would pull… You see the problem is he was likely given a substantial amount of money for just that one flight to “keep it hush hush” and well in the end he was hushed.

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rafzat (65) 13 days ago
But I feel Putin is being too harsh and wicked…
I wish Prigozin a good life after death…

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lordbutterfly (76) 12 days ago
I dont.

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